Murphy is a Siberian but someone failed to tell him that he was bred for arctic conditions.
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
we could try renaming romeo and juliet “mercutio laughing at all these goddamn straight people” and see if anyone notices
'Couldn't wait, missed u'
^^Are you even human!? Why would you think that!?
Friendly reminder ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth ｡◕‿◕｡ It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)